Weirdest phone calls I have ever recieved in my life.

First of all, I'd like to mention that both of these calls were to my cell phone and were very recent. The first call was a few days ago, and the second one just minutes ago.

Phone Call #1:

The guy on the phone asked for a Shelly. I told him there's no one here by that name and that I think he has the wrong number. He didn't seem to believe me.

"Remember, we met at the casino, and we talked about paralegal stuff...I gave you my buisness card..."

I had to stop him. "No, I'm sorry. This is Rachel and there is no Shelly here."

"But this is the number she gave me...she wrote it down on a card and gave it to me."

"I'm sorry but this is not her number. This is my cell number."

The guy kind of stopped for a moment. "Oh, this is your cell number?" He sounded like he was in disbelief, because that meant that the girl gave him the wrong number on purpose.

I was feeling kind of sorry for him by this point, so I listened to him for a bit. Trying to sound understanding and such. After all, this girl dumped him without even giving him a chance. Eventually he appologized for the trouble and he hung up.

Still, even though I felt sorry for him, that was the weirdest call I had ever recieved.

Or so I thought until...

Phone Call #2:

It's late at night and I'm just chatting with a couple of friends on the internet when my phone rings on my nightstand. I look to see who on earth would be calling me at this time, but the number is restricted. I'm tempted to just ignore it, but I decide to answer.

"Hello?"

Some guy whose voice I don't recognize asks, "Hello?"

"Who is this?"

"Michael Jackson!"

I'm in disbelief at this point. "Um...Michael Jackson died a few days ago..."

He pauses and asks, "Have you heard of MTV?"

"Right...who are you and what do you want?" If you can't tell I'm getting somewhat annoyed at this point.

The guy gets all shnazzy. "Just, beat it."

"..."

I'm losing interest and don't pay attention to the next sentence or two the guy babbles. I think I said, "umm..."

And then came what I'm sure all of you were expecting. "We could have sex."

Yeah, the guy offered sex.

My reply, "Umm...ok, I'm going to hang up now. Have a good night."

Seriously, strangest phone calls I've ever recieved in my life. o_o;;